It might be the stereotypical Left Lane Prius or Always a Camry that annoys us the most day-to-day but, for the truly spectacularshit? Altimas. Almost always an Altima.

I hope the board on the roof is just for the sake of the ad, because that is not how you want to transport your surfboard with no straps and facing the wrong way.

WHY CAN’T THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD BE THIS COOL.... but nooooooooooo. Add a light, or a license plate cover, fuck, even go down half an inch and people on your ass giving you tickets like white on rice.

This is both awesome and horrible at the same time.
If I had lots of money to burn I’d import something like a ZL1 1LE over there and show up to stuff like this just to troll everyone.

What I’m learning so far is they’re called 字光式 (jiko-shiki), and you can just request them from the government.

Light-up license plates are one of my favorite things. I always see them in Japan, but I’ve never looked into where you get them, or how that’s legal. They’re great, though.

now time for the trucks!

You want Neon insanity? I’ll show you Neon insanity.

I’d absolutely buy one of these in that condition for $11k

“There’s a Jeep down there, someone get David Tracy on the phone”

How it happened:

They make it in handheld form!? CAN WE ALL CHIP IN AND GET DAVID TRACY ONE?!

We hear all the time about not taking from shipwrecks out of respect for those lost at sea, but then we see this...

I want someone to take a laser cleaner to that tank. This is such a satisfying thing to watch:

This is the correct answer, because the sloping hood thing on a massive lift is totally Mad Max. Aerodynamics look awesome, but should be negated by giant tires because of fuel shortage aesthetics. And maybe louvres on the greenhouse. And a giant push bar, or a cow catcher. And maybe some side pipes?

An honorable mention, from me: https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/porsche/928/1975259.html

I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run...pretty deep.