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Madge Smurtz
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I do have a pet peeve with Gross. She sometimes tries to provoke emotional answers, even when it would be kinder to back off. She interviewed the author Edward St. Aubyn about his autobiographical novel “Never Mind,” and wanted to discuss a scene where the main character, a small child, is raped by his father. I found

Fallon is, and always will be a huuuuge tool.

Wait, Fallon had a spine? When was this?

Dontcha know, Fallon used his top-shelf healthcare plan to get the procedure that most Republican politicians are getting: total spine removal. In Fallon’s case they probably took his brain out as well.

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Oh look, it’s the hack with no principles Jimmy Fallon again suddenly laughing at people he had on his show with O’Reilly having appeared multiple times and did absolutely nothing to question him as a person but instead, just like with Trump, looked positively with glee at his guest.

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

Her interview with Gene Simmons was also legendarily awful (though he never walked out).

Only if you have an onyx cube in your asshole to balance it out.

I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.

Tracy Anderson is a walking, talking, living, breathing example of Hollywood fitness industry quackery.

Exactly. It’s not the dog’s fault, Justin needs to get his ass home or do something about the barking.

Guys, I’ve been making sorbets all summer and I can’t believe I let my ice cream machine just sit for so long in the past. Mango sorbet, peach sorbet, nectarine sorbet.... just blend the shit out of fruit, pass it through a strainer, add in 1/4 cup sugar per cup of puree, and a couple tablespoons of alcohol (keeps it

Just because he likes guns and Jesus does not necessarily mean he likes trump.

More likely he got tired of monogamy.

He said one, stupid, inane comment and now he’s a fullon Trump supporter? Wow.

That was my first thought. Hell, my husband and I have been together longer than those two, but I have told him that if he became a trump supporter I would leave him (not that there was a question, but I do feel that strongly).

I wonder if she grew tired of his Trumpism

Yup and most of the artist standing up for her. Except for Karen Walker.

I have met several children from orphanages and slums in my third world country. If you show them a wad of cash and tell them to pretend to take it, they will hope they get to keep it.