madgesmurtz
Madge Smurtz
madgesmurtz

I hate men. I said it and I meant it.

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

Can confirm Jane’s approach is effective. In my case, it was a senior VP at a place I once worked, who enjoyed pinching the cheeks of his female subordinates. My office mate was a frequent victim, but didn’t feel equipped to call him out. The first time he tried it on me, my arm shot up to bat his hand away, and I

Just want to second that that persons grandpa is a creep and you should literally scream and yell at him and possibly punch him if he tries anything again or never see him again. It’s only a matter of time he get’s creepy with your children and why do you want to teach your children it’s ok for an older man to have

LW1: Absolutely this is sexualization. And your father is an asshole for not supporting you.

JANE <3

THAT’S HEDLEY!

Miss deHavilland should have sued Cathy Jones instead, for her criminally bad portrayal. I saw no resemblance to Olivia deHavilland at all in looks, carriage, demeanor, or in any other way whatsoever. None.

My family is rife with early onset alzheimers with an added delightful sprinkling of strokes. 73 and functional would be fantastic but 65 with a dazzling array of med alert jewelry is more likely.

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Just putting this here for the folks who aren’t clicking through to the Billboard article:

Charlie Gard’s parents have finally decided to give up their legal fight a day before this latest hearing would conclude (likely against them) when their own doctor agreed with GOSH that the treatment would be pointless.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head

It’s so weird to me when I hear about the areas that worship 9/11 but hate New York and what it’s supposed to stand for.

yeah, but if they had low IQ we know where this would go

“There is no relationship. That’s not ‘relating,’ you know what I mean? Relationships are about connection, and sometimes rifts and repairs, but he’s clearly not interested in any of that.”

If she’s 100% certain the relationship is over and there’s nothing he can do to change it, I think ending it definitively and giving him space is the kindest thing to do. Breakups are truly the worst, and the only thing that helps is time. The only real kindness you can show when dumping someone is to be firm and

limited cognitive abilities that interfere with (their) ability to safely parent the child,

A while ago, I was outside my house and I heard a familiar voice calling out to someone and I looked over, and it was Jenny Slate with some other people riding their bikes toward the park. She turned and looked at me and smiled as she biked past and it was all I could do not to jump up and down yelling “HI JENNY!!