“Everything looks kosher”

You’re really shmearing them good

Aren’t they all to the far right?

copy editor: better make sure this is right

You really think they could had gefilte’d that out.

Martha Stewart was a model. Maybe this ex-model will be the Martha Stewart of ceramics and decades from now people qill be like “Lindsey Wocco was a MODEL?”

You trying walking a runway in some of those shoes, see if you come out completely unscathed. I wouldn’t even try.

You take him. No, you take him. No, I insist. Please, I couldn’t, he’s all yours.

Which ex-husband? Her first one who she cheated on?

I feel the slam on Garner but “. “Lindsay refused to back down or quit the affair,” also speaks to Shookus’ lack of character. No winners and two losers.

It’s not a rumor, she cheated on her ex husband Scott foley with Michael Vartan, and then cheated on vartan with Ben affleck, who was engaged to jlo at the time.

Fighting over Ben Affleck. I.....uh.......well........maybe........

Ms. Garner confronting shookus would mean so much more if Garner wasn’t a serial cheater herself.

Winning the lottery is my plan for paying off my student loans. Plan B is my death.

i like you steph, a lot, which is why i’m letting you know its patronus - the number five is her patronus.

How gross to acquire so much money just by happenstance. Better to be born into wealth.

Obviously in need of sound financial advice. Might I suggest purchasing a racehorse?

That’s at least full college tuition and a down payment on a house without it ever fully being gone if she invests it well. Which is nothing to shake a stick at, that’s for sure.

The other two kids are likely younger since this kid is 5 from another relationship so there’s probably not much they can tell.

Why does she even want visitation? She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the child as evidenced by this case; why does she want to see him?