I don’t want to sound like an internet asshole, but I’m surprised Britney is still a thing. She was never a Whitney or a Beyonce. She can dance and she’s a decent performer, but there are a lot of very talented women in pop music today who can actually sing and dance their asses off.

Kanye clearly wants Beyonce and has wanted her all this time. All she has to do is say the word, and he’ll drop whomever he’s with.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

PSA: Please sneeze/cough into your elbow to minimize the spread of germs.

I think it’s a mistake to judge and criticize the people who are pressured into misogynistic beauty standards rather than the system which pressures them. On a macro level, sure, criticize those beauty standards. But on an individual level? Let people do them sans judgment.

I do think this is something where measured judgment is appropriate. And I think it’s important to consider the extent to which women alter themselves and the pressures that puts on other women. Shaving your legs is a lot different than lip injections. But if everyone starts to do lip injections, it will become a…

“Of course we can’t judge. If you choose to do it (unlike your lover’s stitch!), and it makes you happy, go for it.”

Nose jobs are so hopelessly 80s. If you have a big nose it just means you’re photogenic.

Yep. It’s definitely something we do. I like it.

So is Saint. And Prince.

What else are you supposed to name a kid who will be hanging around with Saint?

My mother was a first grade teacher for many years. She once had a student whose first name was Mr.

Yeah, of course not. And some people do it intentionally so they don’t miss their light, which is terrible (in San Francisco, the buses do it on purpose and completely block the intersections, which is fun). But sometimes the traffic is moving steadily through an intersection and you have no idea that it will suddenly…

I think most of us have done this before, sometimes unintentionally when the traffic on the other side of the intersection suddenly stops. Seems like both parties were at least partially at fault though. Regardless, what a terrible situation.

Could someone make The Great British Bake Off great again?

“Spends most of the time knitting alone and refusing to mix with others.” Is my ideal Saturday night.

I completely believe that Prue can’t stand Paul Hollywood. Nobody who’s ever met him can stand him.

Paullywood is Anthony Bourdain’s smugness coupled with Guy Fieri’s charm. I hope he goes to a purgatory where all his ice creams are left on the counter.