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Madge Smurtz
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“The FBI is honest, the FBI is strong, and the FBI is, and always will be, independent.”

And yet, somehow, there is a not insignificant number of people who think Kaep is profiting from the stance he took, that he is only protesting for publicity*.

To claim that Osweiler is a definitively better option than Kaep has to be a contender for Worst Take, Like, Ever.

I’ve seen this pattern in other people. Being addicted to drugs AND being addicted to a toxic relationship. At least to some degree this seems to be an issue for us as humans.

I was being a bit facetious because I’ve lived here for 15 years & honestly the traffic is terrible & we just don’t have the infrastructure to deal with the huge influx of people who’ve moved here & insist on driving everywhere even though public transportation is a thing they should totally start taking advantage of.

I used to love Portland, but I haven’t been in ten years and it seems like it had alternating waves of insufferable hipsters and white power Nazis. I have fond memories of getting lost in a snowstorm once and asking directions from a bunch of street crack dealers, and as I walked off with the directions they all

By god let’s make every joke about quality Steve Harvey programming there is

Can’t help thinking that maybe they missed the mark with the new Steve Harvey show.

Is there ANY market for Portlandia episodes anymore?

Uh, NOOOOOPE. Beyoncé is the Queen! Amal married an annoying old man.

I was not outraged! We have now all officially put too much time into thinking about this dumb joke.

Speaking of Cosby tells, here’s something that always bugged me but I didn’t know why until now.

It’s true, people couldn’t safely talk about it. I had a friend who booked comics for a venue in 1993 and he told me back then it was well known that bill wanted/expected a white young woman in his dressing room before each show. The owner of this particular club instructed all the female employees to stay away from

The really messed up part is, it’s not that he claims he didn’t do these things, he just doesn’t think there was anything wrong with it. Drugging women was just getting them to relax. Their lack of or inability to consent didn’t matter because he can tell when a woman is interested even if she doesn’t say it. In his

This motherfucker right here.

The statute of limitation needs to fucking die.

Just a heads up, there are quite a few typos.

Only one actor can successfully inhabit the role of Linda Tripp — no need for a long, drawn out search. Even if they cast someone else, this is the only person I will see on screen...

Linda Tripp does not get enough blame as the real villain of the Clinton tale.