I’m pretty sure his entire career of being his daughters’ manager was just sexualizing them for the media.

ask any married parents of young children what they like to do together

I agree.

All of this - and also, remember, for a decade she was synonymous for being a complete idiot. My guess is she gets pretty nervous doing any interviews because she thinks she’ll make another “chicken by the sea” comment accidentally.

This is so spot on. It’s like pulling some Normal out of a crowd and putting them on Ellen. She’s just not a *celebrity* or *entertainer* type. (I used the asterisk to convey a dazzling charismatic personality. Did it work?) I wear the hell out of her shoes too.

“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”

It has. She says there was weird sex stuff. But, more to the point, in her first hookup in season 1 pre-Dong she thinks the next step is some pretty disturbing stuff. And with Dong she can’t stop herself from attacking him when they are about to have sex even though she is consciously willing. They finally have sex in…

When Dolly Parton received the Lincoln Center honor or whatever, Simpson got so nervous she couldn’t even sing. I am betting you are right.

She seems really nervous. I can imagine her taking something to take the edge off.

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

Kimmy calling the Reverend a rapist was really jarring. I had to stop the ep and ask my husband if that had ever been addressed or called out before and neither of us could remember if it had.

I think the one-liners are better than ever this season. I.e.

I see heavily medicated. Maybe there is something in the vents of the Osbourne house she bought?

Her shoes are ace. I have a pair of shockingly comfortable platform heels from her line, and I’ve repurchased the same pair of flats from her something like five or six times.

Since this is the comment section of an article on the Internet, I assume I’m in the right place if I’m an average-at-best-looking dude and I’d like to remark on her weight and/or appearance?

I’m sorry, but she’s no friend of mine. You see, I cannot handle wildness like hers. In fact, just reading the article, I’m approaching my limit of wildness, and I fear that any more, and I’ll overdose on wild. I......I need to lay down for a bit....

Quite the conclusion you jumped to. I’d say they were nervous as hell when they realized what happened, thus the thousand yard stare. How they didn’t realize he was on the trunk? Loud music? Cabin noise?

I scoffed at her attempt at white girl tears. Dummy should have known what was about to happen when he put away his phone and freed his hand.

{preemptive eye roll at all the grays who will run in here to whine, “Yeah, she was “wrong,” but he was wrong tewwwwwwww!!!! The root is waycist and hypocritical for applauding…

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…