I mean, that too.

If there is no shock value, then the comedic skill goes out the door.

FUCKING THANK YOU. I couldn’t finish the first season of Master of None for exactly this reason. GAG.

No, I’m not going to provide point by point transcripts of his specials. Just watch his work with a critical eye instead of being so easily impressed by mediocre comics.

He says shitty things regularly with unchecked arrogance in his work. How is that not shitty? This burgeoning culture of comic hero worship breeds some really mediocre millionaires, lemme tell ya.

It’s not just that I don’t think he’s that funny, it’s that much of his act is often performed in a way that posits him as some kind of intellectual beacon chastising other segments of the American population based on really flimsy premises (i.e. admonishing ‘liberals’ for not wanting to be called f****ts and super…

The gif has nothing to do with Patrice in particular, it was just fitting. And that’s one of my all time favorite Chappelle Show sketches.

Blech White Guy is Blech: the Patton Oswalt Story

It’s super telling that you assumed I’m white. I’m a nigga, but thanks for playing.

I recommend just watching his stand up tbh

His stand up is so full of eye-rolling bullshit and he often pivots from this really arrogant, patronizing upper middle class-white-maleness-makes-me-naturally-objective place that is so obnoxious it’s unbearable. And other similar people think, of course, that he is some kind of fucking luminary rather than a meh…

I’m just here to judge and remind folks that Patton Oswalt is a shitty person who makes a career of saying a lot of shitty, it’s-somehow-brilliant-because-I’m-a-white-guy things.

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I eagerly await her suing him out of his inheritance.

This really does a disservice to Beyonce’s autonomy. She is, and has been for quite some time, a fully grown-ass woman who has made her own decisions for herself. She even made a fucking album about it.

especially in the age of contouring

Ay, go fuck yourself.

Okay but... Rumi is an actual bona fide name, and Blue Ivy is not the first person named ‘Blue’ either.

Giving children, especially boys, honorifics for their first name is not uncommon among Black Americans. I know several Majors, for instance.

But she is pretty and white so she is child-like and innocent forever. Duh.