Watch:

Right? Who says she’s not a legitimate Kardashian!

The clothes are idiotic but I lurve the campaign concept & execution (minus the status quo fat erasure).

That’s a rape fantasy, alright. Do with that knowledge what you will (I personally would run like hell given what I know about him from your post).

Good luck!

I respect your conclusion (though I used to live with someone who grew up in 1970's NYC and MAN that sounded fun/terrifying).

I am the Über Auntie. It is my fave gig the the world.

I love this. (I don’t want kids of my own, but my childhood experience was similar to yours and it mostly blew.)

Fucking WORD.

hhhhhh yesssss! Just yesterday I was waxing nostalgic re: inflatable furniture. My childhood BFF had one of these bad boys in her bedroom (I was most envious):

MR. ROGERS. And OG Sesame Street. PBS in general in the 90's was lit.

SELENAS.

I’m legit happy that this childhood existed for you! (But also blow me? I am so fucking jealous.)

Excellent counterpoint re: digital communities. (I also hated childhood for the most part. I was firmly #TeamAdult on this, personally)

Question:

If they drink, a decent bottle of champagne won’t run you more than $40, plus a card.

Good. I. Dea.

It’s called a check, beloveds