Obligatory reminder that HC won the popular vote by approx 3,000,000 humans.

If I lead the sort of life that resulted in invitations to the Grammys, I would go mostly to celebrate the Knowles sisters for their stunningly Black achievements last year, but otherwise, yeah. Grammys committees are the worst.

Cute. Susan Sarandon White people still aint shit tho

Who. The fuck. Asked. For Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

This is really sweet and I’m 100% here for moar queers at all times, but I refuse to pretend like Holland Taylor doesn’t look dead-on like she could be Sarah Paulson’s mother. Like, down to everything but the eyes.

Thank you. White women desperately need to start gathering each other.

Too real.

Yes, Country Mac! Forever in our hearts, RIP.

Indeed.

this. I was prepared to be vaguely on her side, but alas, not at all.

There’s no guaranteed way to know until you see it erect. I recommend playful groping with clothes on during a make out session so if it’s not for you, you can start to wrap things up without being too obvious about why.

You be knowing.

I think it’s his stature/physique. I don’t know how to word it — if he were a woman I’d say he had a nice figure. And he looks like he has a big dick fr fr.

Hillary Clinton. The Color Purple.

More than half of the kingdom’s citizens are under 25...

I’m guessing it’ll be closer to ‘not ever’ and who could fucking blame her.

My family moved from Canada because of the horrors of socialism.

TIL John Malkovich is super right-wing, pro-war, pro-Israel, pro-capital punishment — the whole shabang. I am bereft.