THANK YOU, SIS.

Or just have different hobbies that you do at the same time? Don’t date people who don’t share something that’s so important to you? Don’t live with your S.O. if you have such divergent desires for how you spend your time? These are valid options, too.

Wow I TOTALLY forgot about that, but yes she was (and Fred Armisen, puke, was dating Taylor’s costar Natasha Lyonne, aka my straight Caucasian wife)! I was thinking she was still w/ St. Vincent but she’s with Cara Delvigne (right?). 

Criminalizing mental illness never goes wrong, right?

“Thank you for making a doll like me”

All of me, heart and soul.

Mads, I fucks with you, but if you come NEAR my Caucasian wife Sue Perkins, there will be blood. And soggy bottoms.

No, they’re faux locs.

It’s very Lisa Bonet of her and really isn’t it all? A+

...because two cops (without body cams) would NEVER lie about a a Black boy they’ve just shot having a gun...

I honestly assumed it might not be real, too. Think of the many episodes of KUWTK they’ll get out of it — it just seems like it’s almost too interesting to be true.

Oh thank God, I was just thinking about how too little power the carceral state already has and how there’s just too much emphasis in our system on restorative justice that centers the victims in any way rather than just being punitive for the sake of being punitive. CA to the rescue yet again!

I laughed.

The point is not whether people like Mimi, the point is that people acknowledge the reality that she is one of the greatest recording artists in the history of the medium. And that is not up for debate.

A teacher once told us that it’s an old European story that originated as a way to comfort young girls who were being married off to gross old men or some such thing. I’d buy it.

CAME HERE TO SAY THAT.

That’s good to know because none of this suggests that. Are they extras or are they actually *in it*?

I get that Chicago, like a lot of places, is pretty segregated, but is this really a show all about a Black-ass city like the Chi featuring what looks like zero non-white people? My eyes tire from rolling.

I’m sorry -- Jessi Klein, head writer of Inside Amy fucking Schumer, and Abbi Jacobson are writing a show about “failed relationships, taco feasts, her struggles with Crohn’s disease, poverty, blackness and body image?”

Kathy and Hoda are a mess but shit they’re funny. Perpetually somebody’s wylin aunties, I swear.