No one does. It will be messy trash like all other competition shows.

accurate. the ladies make him so charming.

RIGHT? He WOULD be the sellout. Can we petition the BBC for a Sue/Mel/Mary Berry baking/food show of their own? I miss Super Sizers Go... anyway and God knows nobody needs Giles Coren, so.

Wow, gross general misogyny AND transmisogyny in one fell swoop. Dope.

Nothing about this man has ever suggested sexual charisma. I don’t understand white women tbh.

Every last middle fucking finger to having a fat woman character (presumably the only one) existing solely to apologize with every part of her character development for being fat. FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU.

RIGHT???? THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING.

Or maybe Brad Pitt likes to stray and infidelity is not actually a failing of the partner who isn’t cheating.

YUP.

GIF winner.

My 10 year high school reunion was three days ago.

Right. That’s fair.

I’m sayin. I had a shit-talking high school teacher or two and they were also some of the best educators I ever had, period. And I liked them not taking any shit from my obnoxious peers, tbh.

The only one of these where it seems too rude regardless of context is her telling a student that she looks “frumpy.” Otherwise, no. Honestly, the shit I have heard kids say to teachers? “Fuck you” is not necessarily that deep. They’re 17, not 7.

The radar report seemed to hint that this person is someone who has been rumored to be gay. That doesn’t fit any of these left.

These kind of sassy shit talking teachers were THE BEST in high school and we LOVED them as (non-dipshit)students (and they were disproportionately English teachers to 16, 17, and 18 year old kids). Trust me, those kids can take it. And most of that sounds like it was in retort to some mouthy kid(s), which I fully…

Then I’m still wagering Ron Howard as the most likely candidate. I’m just thrown by the insinuation that the person is closeted/rumored to be gay.

I have the same hesitation about Stallone that I did the others -- I don’t recall his pull in the 80s, but could he have sustained this kind of influence, assuming he ever had it? He just made his quasi-comeback with Creed.

Jesus Christ, that link. Shit, maybe it’s George Lucas.

About Sutherland, I don’t know that he’s that powerful, either. Established, yes, but I don’t think he’s powerful enough for something of this scale.