Could “take control” be a The Dark Knight Rises/Bane reference?

If users don't need new instruments or songs, how're they going to make money?

Slim balls? Never heard of it. However...

I've heard of narrow urethras, but slim balls?

Might be repeating someone, but, NOT ANY LESS LEGITIMATE THAN POKER!

You were born on earth? Do you know Tim?

maybe handhelds capable of throwing video to a tv?

I'm sure the info is in somewhere in the links, but isn't it odd this post doesn't mention the location of the monument?

Pfft. Time is a flat circle, observed by extradimensional beings, like a race fan contemplating the hood of the Target car as it chases itself around the track...

This is a most pleasant surprise.

I love the idea of Fahey and Owen crazy in love.

The only ad for baked beans I'll ever need, curteousy of The Whitest Kids U'Know

I just can't eat something whose name starts with "turd". Sorry.

Bupkes.

If I do eventually purchase a 3DS, it will be to play this game.

Reminds me a bit of a little midnight bus ride I took with the Doctor years back...

Reminds me a bit of a little midnight bus ride I took with the Doctor years back...

Reminds me a bit of a little midnight bus ride I took with the Doctor years back...

Anyone else old enough to remember Advanced Dungeons and Dragons for Intellivision? I'd watch my dad play and get so scared by the demon and the dragon. Even just the sound effects letting you know they were near made me tense up.

Do you need an X-Box One to Kinect charge, or will a 360 work ok?