i agree with you. you know i already think stassi should murder scheena

Scheana CANNOT be the victor here. I have to remain team Ariana, reluctantly.

Have you read Lolita? It's about this girl who goes on trips and stuff with an older friend.

Aidy Bryant from SNL said on WWHL that she has a friend in common with Ariana and has seen her do stand-up and that she’s funny. I’m willing to go with it. I think Ariana is in that position where you no longer like the people you used to hang around with but you haven’t made the cut yet or jumped to a new group. It’s…

Ayn Rand is the perfect writer for these self-involved selfish assholes.

My thoughts started with “Well, good! Reading is great!” progressed to “Wait, is this the first book she’s ever read” to “Noooo, not Ayn Rand, Lala” finishing with “That is a truly awful summary of The Fountainhead”.

A Tale of Two Cities: It's a memoir about living in London vs. Paris.

I also read a book. It was called 1984. It’s about this guy and his big brother.

The “it’s about architecture and architects” had me DYING.

He was absolutely coked out of his skull!! No doubt! The sweating, the bulging eyes, the overly confident, misguided sense of self importance. Oh my God, it was crazy. I fully expected the previews for next week to include a shot of Jax in the back of an ambulance as his friends muttered about “missing the signs”.

Alright, I feel like this opinion is pretty common, but I love Stassi and I’m not totally sure why. She is kind of a heinous mean girl, but she owns it (or at least she used to). I’ve listened to some of her podcast episodes and she admits to Christina Kelly (a background cast member who I really wish would be a…

This. It’s especially dangerous because it also fosters the “if they’re all bad, why bother voting?” apathy that’s already endemic. The last thing we need is less voter engagement.

Hahaha and this is my annoyance with Bernie supporters—because NO ONE can enact their agenda with a congress who is against them—which is why the ‘08 Obama-esque hero worship that is present in some of his supporters makes me nuts.

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

Please tell me that he knows how to talk dirty and then I can die knowing that there is a perfect man in the world. Only when he shaves off the beard though.

In my mind it was Halpert that was tricked into doing 13 Hours because he thought it was another Threat Level Midnight.

To echo an earlier commenter, it's cruel and unnecessary to mock this kid for writing a song for his brother.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

I spent most of this documentary going “no, honey, no” every time Brendan opened his mouth.