They got him. Although he’s alive. Thats something people don’t mention about white privilege I’ve noticed you can shoot up a movie theater a church and a clinic and even hit police officers and chances are you’ll live to see a fair trial.

What a waste of whiskey. Use Doritos instead. Best kindling out there.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Thank you.

Waiting for the “but they aren’t white, damn you PC SJWs, ruining everything” rant.

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

I could respect that position if it didn’t come with a giant asterisk attached. They only care about life when it’s the life of a fetus. Republicans endlessly advocate for the following:

Looked to me like they were “connecting to” the people they went to the ball game with.

At the last game I attended at Chase Field, I hash tagged my hot dog picture #GoDbacks. And I was quite pleased when it appeared on the Jumbotron. The girls weren’t doing anything the rest of the stadium wasn't doing.

I mean, so what? Why do you care how often random strangers look at their phones? They paid to be at the game, which means they can pay attention to it or not. And as long as they aren’t doing anything illegal or that violates the rules stated on their ticket stubs, then they can do whatever they want, including…

So you’re admitting that you just want to look down on these girls for pretty much no good reason? You just have a feeeeeeeling about it? Haha.

They were entertaining themselves *and* taking part in a promotion actually run by the stadium while fuck all was happening on the field. How do I know nothing worth watching was happening in the game? Because the announcers were showing these girls on the screen and mocking them, instead of talking about anything…

Exactly. They were participating in the promotion. I totally doubt these women publicly display such vanity and self-absorbtion on a daily basis. I’m sure they were taking selfie after selfie after selfie just because of the promotion.

Well aren’t you just a sanctimonious twat!

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter)

I was in terror of getting my divorce, and while it was painful, in the long run it was so much better for my ex and I. It was better because we were not happy! I now have been with my soulmate for 3 years and have been happier in this marriage in the last 3 than I was in the 10 I was married to my ex. I don’t cry…

I didn't get that feeling at all. It felt this was a discussion about something we don't normally talk about. The actual learning of sex. The act of real sex between two real people.