I don’t even know where to start.

Eh, I have a 6.4 Hemi Wrangler sitting in my driveway right now. It's a hoot.

Then why not a Golf R? Same platform and available in stick.

Who cares, it still has plenty of room! Buy a Golf R then, still a better deal.

Simple solution: buy a different manufacturer’s tractor. I hope this hurts JD’s bottom line.

Go look at an S3 or Golf R, you'll be very happy, and the price is reasonable.

I can get a nicely equipped S3 for less than that. I know people go nuts for these cars, but at my old Audi dealer, the policy was that we do not sell over MSRP. Even the new R8 was an MSRP deal.

Very timely installments to this series. I'm assuming you broke down and died on your way home.

Just called Acura for my 02 TL, they said it is not part of the recall. Wtf.

As the owner of a modified S6 that makes enough torque to rip your face off and a 1989 Wrangler with enough torque to do 45 mph uphill with a running start, I can kind of agree, but it is still fun to go from 0-County in 4 seconds. With your face ripped off, of course.

Automatic headlights. Problem solved.

My 2002 X5 4.6iS. The combination of terrible reliability and a shitty mechanic did me in.

I echo this woman’s sentiment on this project.

I'm sure the guy has done it a few thousand times before, and more importantly, I'm sure the car has a remote cutoff switch in case the car takes off sans driver.

I felt more “at one with the author” when I read it sans pants.

You forgot clear bra in terms of dealer add ons that are great. Allows anal people like me drive without the worry of rock chips, except for my windshield.

Totally biased, but definitely my favorite car I’ve owned so far (well, second to my 89 Wrangler). Fast, comfy, AWD.

Had an 850 Turbo wagon for a couple months with mild stuff done. It hauled for what it was. My friend got very embarrassed in his MK4 GTI one night.

If he gets it to 1 million, Chevy should give him a new Corvette. My back hurts just thinking about driving that far in a Vette.

Allroad owners love their cars. I work at Audi, and people that can afford to replace their cars ten times over refuse to trade them in.