This news makes me so happy. Jurassic World was innocuous, paint-by-numbers summer action fluff. Nothing about having him direct Ep. IX made me look forward to it.

They’re doing this for the racists. They’ve decided that base is enough to govern (and they may be right! ) and they’re only going to keep pushing racist policies that excite that base. The Breitbart crowd is thrilled with this decision.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

It’s not just new commentators. I’ve been commenting for years but I refuse to beg the writers to ungrey me, so I’m still a second level citizen. Only on Jezebel though, the other gizmedia sites are usually pretty good at ungreying regular commentators. For a site that relies on comments for revenue, they sure treat…

That’s kind of what I mean. She seems like a person lost, with no true sense of self, because she’s so image focused. She’d have to find a genuine self first in order to share it and the first step is awareness.

My comments have been in the grey for years and I have no idea how this shit works. Am I in the grey all the time until something I say gets enough stars to put me out of the grey? Or does some magical Kinja/Jezebel/Univision person have to flip a switch and i’m no longer grey again, forever?

It’s super annoying. There’s a lot of junk in the greys, but that’s also where new blood and one off comments from people with personal experience come from.

Possibly, but I think there was an error somewhere since they still have the option to click on “pending” at the top of comments but once clicking it doesn’t do anything. It also doesn’t really eliminate trolls since they can still reply to ungreyed commenters who might decide to interact with the trolls.

Two things, first, I’m glad she listened to my advice about her hair (http://theslot.jezebel.com/1798346471). Much better!

I am shamelessly looking forward to the baby pictures.

You really think the Queen gives permission for her grandchildren’s pregnancies?

Yeh I know we shouldn’t feel sorry for her because she has the best doctors in the world and she’s a royal but I mean like I do really feel sorry for her because she just gets so sick every time she’s pregnant and Its kinda like “congrats on the baby enjoy this complimentary IV that way you don’t die because this…

Having no privacy would suck, but I would love some of the appearances the royals have to do. When they go to a museum, the director gives them a private tour. No lines, no crowds. Sounds pretty good to me. Then again, I enjoy factory tours, so maybe I’m not a good judge.

I didn’t even have HG, just regular old ‘morning’ (this is a lie. Do not believe it. It goes on all day and sometimes in the middle of the night) sickness and I was MISERABLE. The only thing I could keep down for the first 5 months of my pregnancy was sausage mcmuffins from McDonald’s. I have no idea why you’d do this…

Best friend isn’t a person, it’s a tier!

People can have more than one best friend. I have 4 friends who exist on equal footing for “best” in my life.

I am totally indifferent to Taylor Swift, but I think it’s fair to want to go to a friend’s wedding and not have to deal with fans.

It sounds like kids were waiting on the sidelines with parents. I’m a little disturbed that any adults thought this was remotely appropriate . . .

Booing at a (really famous) bridesmaid at a very private wedding is extremely bad form.