Fucking with the military seems like the wrong hill to die on, but then again, dudes a fucking idiot, so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boy, one thing that is just shocking is I never pictured the military repeatedly and openly questioning their commander and chief like this. The military is famous for keeping their collective mouths shut, at least publicly, and just following their orders. Not this time though. They are showing open contempt and it’s…

In seventh grade, I went sobbing to the school nurse and informed her I was dying of meningitis after self-diagnosing via the school library. She was very nice, took a look and told me I had a very small bug bite on the back of my neck and that I would likely survive. (Spoiler: I did.)

After an examination, doctors allegedly informed Bieber that he was only suffering from garden-variety swollen balls.

Boy, y’all aren’t even trying to keep spoilers out of headlines, huh? Kinja’s changed you, man.

Part of what I like about these sites is that you feel like there is no fear that if someone doesn’t like you, they don’t know you swiped right on them for sure. I think if I hadn’t already given up, this would be the final nail in the coffin for me.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

That just made me laugh. STARVING CHILDREN WITH AIDS! AFTER WALKER TOLD THEM THEY HAVE AIDS, HE KICKED THEM IN THE FACE!

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

Yeah, no. Hard pass. You wanna make a biopic about Whitney or Bobby, go ahead, have fun, but doing one on Bobbi Kristina just seems gross on pretty much every level.

Won’t watch.

It’s Phoenix, so that’s all they’re used to.

Actual gif of that moment.

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

“You saw the massive crowd we had,” he said. “The people went crazy when I said, ‘What do you think of sheriff Joe?’ Or something to that effect.”

I’m cracking up at how easy you made it seem to find that photo.

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

Here you go.

The number of comments on articles on the site has seemed to drop somewhat drastically since the switch, hasn’t it? Thee are only 6 comments right now for this article that came out hours ago - with 3 pending. That seems ominous.

I don’t know about you guys. But I so far have really enjoyed the Kinja conversion here at the AV Club.