Wow, you sound like a real cool dude.

Nah, they’re replacing 200 production with more TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS. FCA’s TRUCKS(x3) strategy is questionable in the long run, but what does make sense is that they are shifting slower product out and rolling in hot products to their assembly plants rather than build new assembly plants.

Pacifica is a name-dropped Battlestar in the original series.

I know that cheap gas is bad and I fully support an increase in gas tax to help support our infrastructure.

‘Pacifica’ sounds like a ship from Battlestar Galactica, or a superhero who’s power is to make babies stop crying.

It’s like they’re looking for a certain murder suspect. Found at the scene was one very greasy lobster bib, a left boot with a specific wear pattern, a torn quarter roll wrapper, and some broken Habitrail remains.

“An anorexic plumbing insulator who drives stick, sometimes off-road in his aging SUV, as he heads out to grab a dozen or so pounds of lobster, which he’ll share with his gerbil, who walks around in a huge mechanical exoskeleton he printed on a 3D printer?”

Outstanding work as usual, I just read this entire post as a dramatic reading to my brother, we were in tears at the conservative girlfriend portion.

“...unless its to take a sample to anal ballistics so they can see if they could find an anal canal rifling pattern that they may be able to cross-reference in their massive database of asshole prints.”

I’m game as long as we keep it clean. No trash-talking.

But a chain of puns sounds like a blast!

You certainly need to keep your reputation sanitary.

I refuse to participate in this pun-fest and soil my reputation.

That explosion really trashed that truck.

A roll cage would be required by the regulations for any type of offroad racing as a safety precaution. But stock categories are never purely stock anyways. Even SCCA autocross makes some allowances for modifications from stock. On top of that, I can’t think of a single factory vehicle in history that could compete in…

The Fox Shox are the same diameter (3 inches) as the production Fox Shox but they are external bypass on the race truck so the damping can be tuned to race conditions. Different leaf springs to help manage the extra weight from the safety cage.

There were lots of honorable mentions for this list.