So... did he steal the beer? It’s obviously not justified either way, but it would be just a bit more incriminating if there was no beer. If there was, then prosecuting him becomes more of a deterrent to other people firing a gun to defend against petty crime.

The animated cat in their video is seriously creepy.

The animated cat in their video is seriously creepy.

Paying off a mortgage in 7 years. All it took was avoiding lifestyle inflation. My car is 14 years old. Every bonus went to the mortgage in full. Every pay raise increased my monthly mortgage payment. Got married, both incomes went toward the mortgage.

Your hotel rooms have door locks and electricity? Fancy. Honestly though, I have never seen an electricity lockout like this.

I truly do not understand: Is this cultural appropriation, and if so, is it bad?

You had me at “half-deaf, impotent walrus”.

Well I’ll be damned.

I did this! Denver had no availability for 6 months, Detroit had plenty of openings the next month when I was going there. Just make sure your traveling companion schedules their interview at the same time. I had a mixup and had to go back to the airport a fourth time (arrive, interview, interview, depart). I hope…

That’s the 2005 version. I have a copy from 2002 on 6 punch cards. It’s the third edition, the last one that Al Gore himself personally worked on.

Constructive criticism is a thing, people. I would very much appreciate if someone let me know that my genitals smell funny. People can’t always distinguish their own odors. I had really bad breath from a sinus infection, and I didn’t do anything about it (or know about it) until someone else let me know it was a…

I disagree with the sentiment, but it’s a really funny comment. Thank you.

I prefer Dominos to real pizza! All I’m saying is I like it, not that it’s good.

One trick I was told is to ask yourself “Am I dreaming?” all the time. Look for clues, like reading something, then reading it again to see if it changes. If you do this constantly while awake you’ll start doing it while asleep. This helps with the lucid part, I don’t know about the memory part.

My best one is for the game clue. Guess a card you have in your hand. Your opponent will know they don’t have it and assume it’s the winner.

That helped me some in picking out a cult to join. Oh, wait, I misread the title. Sorry.

A friend lives on a busy road and has packages go missing all the time. I told them to remove all identifying information from their boxes, and fill them with garbage. Use the thieves as a trash removal service.

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My insurance company requires prostate exams every 1o years. Does this screening count towards that?

I have a home theater PC set up with a silicondust tuner and NextPVR software. OTA quality is usually better than streaming and I can always skip commercials. I prefer a HTPC because there’s nothing it can’t do: It will stream any service (web browser) and watch any file format (VLC).