@JohnnyZito: Jimmy Caviezel could play Peter Parker if he wanted to.

There's been a Spider-Man from India and a Japanese version. If Hillary Swank can play Bob Dylan why can a black man play Peter Parker.

Isn't it a bit sexist the female werewolves wear shirts? I thought the reason for the shirtlessness had something to do with their body temperature being higher? (My wife tried to explain it once, but she lost me when she said they tied their pants around their ankles.)

@Belabras: Wait, the hammer looks like a 'T'. I can't believe they missed that!

How about this: People don't like snakes.

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: I thought he was just fat.

Poor little Tink Tink.

@rahrness: The first or second?

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Great now I want a creamsicle.

@You Cannot Untoast: Trimmed? How about blow it up and rewrite the program to simply sync. Keep the Store and music player separate.

Didn't you see the end of Speed? Keanu Reeves rides Sandra Bullock on a piece of bus flooring.

@njdevil: The movie was filmed in Jordan. They may have a different gauge track or it could be for rail cars and not necessarily trains.

@ghengis65: Zamboni, FUCK YEAH!

Zamboni®©℠™ accept no substitute.

@VeeArrrSix: Awesome.

I want to see some unknowing dumb-ass get kicked in the manberries by this thing. AFV here we come!

But will it kill vampires?

@jepzilla: Would a firecracker work?