coming out of somewhere

No, that second one is a clit ring.

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

Hahahahahaha good.

She was a legacy. She fully expected to go to UT because her daddy did.

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

Rudy sucked balls.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Well, many of us who hate Trump also think Kasich is a piece of shit too. You supporting Kasich does nothing to dispel the stereotype of NASCAR fans being bigoted and backwards thinking.

Odd I am a NASCAR fan, and loathe Trump and everything he stands for... granted none of the toolsheds that are currently running for the nomination I am a fan of (other than maybe Kasich). To lump all of us into that catagory with the same asshat who just created the “yellow flag clock” is just wrong.

Oh shit, that’s who that was. I also totally expect Mr. Hendrick to have a little talk with his newest driver about getting involved in such polarizing things.

In cargo. Or have flights designated as pet free, which at least helps somewhat.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Most hibachi you don't really, aside from bringing drinks or an extra wasabi or something...

We operate on love not logic when it comes to our cats.

One of them lives in a very tiny mountain town that my mom lives in and she’s crazy as fuck. She lives with this guy who’s obsessed with proving Manson’s innocence and wrote this crazy ass book. Everyone sees them in the store and runs to the next aisle. Super Creeptastic.

What an asswipe. Even the most staunchly pro-life people I know would never talk to or about someone that way. Fucking monster.

I see it! <3

Hey Natasha! You’re not going to see this comment, but this was great, thank you.