I wonder if she thought she was beautiful when she was pushing an infant out of her hoo hoo dilly. And then the horribleness that comes out after said infant. Egads.

I’m gonna laugh at that all night.

Please tell our friend Coco to schedule a C section stat. Never, ever push anything through your vagina. Ever. Just don’t.

Well now that puts things in a different light. And when I say things I am referring to the bad hair and makeup 30 years running. Anybody else burning Pretender albums?

I always knew there was something phony about Jlaw. Never really bought that whole “I’m a dork, just like you don’t you love me” bullshit routine. Now I know why.