Welp. Trump voters complained that they weren’t being heard and now the whole WORLD is watching and what do these fucks have to say?

So I have advice for Sarah:

I am going to reserve judgement until the video comes out, but it took 2 shots and 4 officers to subdue a 135lb man?

So I feel like all the people trying to shit on turkey have never had a decently brined and seasoned bird. Because, when done correctly, turkey can truly be a marvelous entree.

Let the record show that WE THE PEOPLE find this rule to be shitty.

I commented on the notice. I get mad and protest when the administration treats people like shit, but when they make a decision to legislate and codify allowances for the elites to prey on defenseless animals I stand up and shout NO FUCKING MORE(which means I send a strongly worded e-mail to the government).

Drake can officially get it now.

As a person who graduated from a school where a Phoenix was the mascot, we just let the plural of Phoenix be... Phoenix.

This is not an absolute truth, but it certainly applies in this scenario

This video is proof that Jelff on a Shelf is incompetent. Your employees write up a document on domestic terrorists, America is is the midst of a domestic terror epidemic, and YOU DON’T READ IT YOU INCOMPETENT FUCK?

Everyone* got it, except you. 

1. Of course they are American citizens, that’s why they are coming to America after a natural disaster en masse instead of having to apply for refugee status individually. 

I love everything you write, Michael. You’re what would happen if Ta-Nehisi Coates had a baby with Dave Chappell, and that baby slid out of the womb with a black power fist held high and a penchant for writing.

That would be page 1 of the introduction package.

No, I want to send them to sparsely populated, low cost of living areas that need manual laborers.

If I had money, I would bankroll these people moving to Iowa, Kansas, Montana, Wyoming, etc. You thought they took your jobs before? Baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

What if the guy who just ran over a bunch of people in NY was just ‘scared.’ Should we speak gently to him and hold his hand? Fuck no!

I am so tired of the coddling of typical Trump voter.

I feel that there is a silver lining to this mess: the next generation gets to see how devastating letting the wrong person / people rise to power can be.

I’m all for working collaboratively and supporting others, but very often when it comes to social issues, you find people who do not want to be educated by someone on the other side of the aisle. What are you supposed to do with those people?