Awesome. God bless America private energy companies. If they aren’t cutting corners to cause massive wildfires they’re just flat out shutting down power to paying customers in fear of killing dozens of people from their shitty service. Fear not exec’s will still make bonus

Nah, that’s like typical angry boomer style right there.

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.

The US is situated about 7500 miles from Iran. Iran has never directly attacked the US. The Shah was not a US “ally”, he was put in place by CIA facilitated coup that overthrew the elected government. He was a murderous ruler who tracked and killed people around the world as well as in his country. He was put in…

He looks like the guy who steps out of a Dodge Charger on 22's at an Arizona strip mall.

Jesus Christ, Travis Tritt looks like Renee Zellweger disguised as Travis Tritt.

“Look, I don’t pretend to speak for all evangelicals, but this week I have been traveling the country and I’ve literally spoken to thousands and thousands of evangelical Christians,”

“McAleenan revealed that six of the victims in that shooting were related to DHS employees.”

Did no one smoke in high school and middle school where you’re from?

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

Biden has applied for this job two times, and twice failed.

I always laugh when colleges or professional teams say “their investigative team” like they have Columbo locked in their closet and they let him out just for times like this.

Please. That Mike Huckabee band, the aptly named Capital Offense, makes Paul Ryan’s band look like Aerosmith.

The obvious answer is Nickleback, since it doubles down on the pain of being fired by forcing you to listen to Nickleback!

Dave Matthews Band because his voice drives me nuts even when times are good.

In all likelihood, Gidley or someone else drafted the tweet and emailed it to Pence’s comms team with a note like “per potus pls post to VP twitter asap.”

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

It’s the difference between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip and tartar sauce.

I’ll check it out, thanks!