The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

Hello! Over the weekend some friends and I were debating what would be the worst jobs we would do for money. The people who muck out the NYC sewer system came up, but I proposed the person monitoring Melania Trump’s social media presence! So what’s it like? Are you in DC? I pity you, it has like two months out of the…

assembly line of trophy wife

Lolololololol

That’s a pretty fucked up statement. I would go as far as say sexist.

The weird thing about Melania is that when she’s photographed she’s always pulling that duck-face scowling thing. Mel, despite how bizarre this might seem, you are actually the First Lady of a pretty important foreign (to you) country, and not walking the runway back in Slovenia.

The only interesting thing about Melania is her ability to retain plumpness in only herbuccal fat pad, orbital area and lips. Snort.

I’m not entirely convinced that Melania is actually real. With Michelle Obama you could see her engaging with people and being passionate about causes. Melania always looks like someone’s grabbed her out the freezer and defrosted her for photo ops, it’s actually creepy how seemingly devoid of personality she is.

I was trying to think of the word to describe those photos and it is basic - she came off an assembly line of trophy wifes.

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

When Nike and Apple hold themselves out as a piece of the US governemnt, like she does, then maybe they’re the same.

This one works in the fucking White House.

But complicit = being a force for good, no? At least that’s what she told Gayle King and she’s a white lady, so let’s believe her. In the meantime, Michelle Obama who advocated for healthy meals and healthier life style is a horrible black lady who is trying to take away our freedom.

You take that back! She’s for (rich)(white) girlpower! She said so in her book. On sale now at conservative booksellers everywhere!

So guys, here me out here. I know I might be veering into hot take land here. But just hear me out. I’m getting the feeling that Ivanka Trump, just maybe, JUST MAYYYYYYYYY-BE.....is not a very good person. Which when you consider where she came from, that is a truly shocking idea.

Yes, but he did it calmly.

and how many people just dissapeared??

I think it was a little under 300 for all 3 attacks. I’m too lazy to look it up though.

only 300?? number seems way too low to me

“I think he’s devoted to his country, and I’m amazed at his calmness and, as I said, his courtesy,”