I am so glad we don't live in a world where you can take your dog everywhere. I really don't feel comfortable around dogs. I don't. And all too often, a dog will wander up and the owner is all, He's friendly! Don't worry!

In my darkest days, I had a shity therapist and I knew it but it was all I could do to get out of bed in the morning, let alone find a new therapist. People say it takes a while to find a good fit, but if you are suffering, man, how can you hang in there for it?

So the food should be thrown away?

Oh, that is so awful looking.

My son is a ten year old swimmer.

You are high level.

I hear you, I do. I had a terrible tantrumer, I know what it's like.

I am so old that this story brought up happy memories of suffering through the Celtics/Lakers games in June in the old Boston Garden. This younguns know nothing about REAL heat.

I feel the same. I don't really want to be a regular. Nor do I want the same drink every time. Maybe I am feeling flush today and I want to spring for a latte. Maybe it's that time of the month and a donut is going to keep me emotionally stable - I end room to make game time decisions like that. Being a regular is too…

I admit to wondering about the practical aspects of it. It's one thing to ask the husband to do the bedtime routine on his own every once in a while when I have a work thing or have a night out with my friends (and vice versa) but it seems a whole different thing for one of us to do the whole dinner/bath/bedtime story…

Once, while standing at a bar, I threw up on the guy sitting on a stool in front of me. remarkably, he didn't notice, so I just moved down a bit and carried on.

as a Bostonian, I would like to clarify that we also hate tourists.

I haven't seen ONE of these movies. Where have I been for the last forty years?

Oh!

If only I had thought to record it.

That's so nice.

"Bandit behavior"??

My son is a bastard, in that his father and I were not married at the time of his birth. Well, or ever.

you are so right. My sister was my maid of honor. I said, Tell me if you don't want to do it - mom wants me to ask you, I'd love for you to do it, but I can imagine it not being your thing.

Everything I know about Mormons I learned from the fascinating documentary Big Love. There I learned that the younger wives are very sexy and often have loud sex with their husband, perturbing the older wives.