This sounds way better than my bath salts themed baby shower.

Same. I assume that somewhere in there is a promise to give them my firstborn cat or something, but I have no idea what has actually changed or how many of my cats I was already supposed to give them in the previous privacy policy.

Nice try, mom

Live venomous snakes on a springboard that launches when the lid is opened, followed by a confetti cannon, and then a MIDI instrumental of Can’t Touch This plays over and over as everyone dies in agony.

Meh, what’s in a name? A turd by any other name is still shitty.

Back in my day...when we were doing stupid shit like jumping off stuff we weren’t supposed to be jumping off, we didn’t push those that chickened out. We just called them names and ridiculed them for a few months.

As a former high school goth and current member of the target market for this I’d like to say Fairuza Balk was a revelation and this is unnecessary.

Eh, think ill just skip ever flying on one of these

The Hubs and I took a Disney trip a few months ago. He didn’t want to carry his phone around all day, so left it in our room and I carried a phone. I was waiting for him (in Epcot, no less) outside a bathroom, and he didn’t come out. And didn’t come out. And I wondered if he had come out already, and I missed him and…

She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards. By Eric Erickson.

You go right on ahead and feel bad for her. I’ll be over here figuring out how to keep my bipolar 15 year old alive and hoping against hope that our insurance continues to pay for her new $1000+/month medication. I have no fucking energy to care about some attractive 18 year old with obscenely rich parents. Fuck that.…

OK. This handwriting. This mocking parent. Let’s just, for the moment, assume he doesn’t have a learning disability.

I might be the only one in this bucket, but...

Haha...I meant to write BRAIN washed, but I like Brand Washed so it stays!

Unfortunately those looking for pictures of the Queens Corgis, will have to look at old pictures. Her last Corgi passed away last October 2018. However, she does have two dogs that are half corgi/half dachshund left.

Anyone have thoughts on how his career will do after GOT?

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

(Jeez, I thought I was the deaf one)

Damn near made coffee come out of my nose with this.