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Drew Barrymore produced and starred in the best Cinderella adaptation in movie history, Ever After.

I mean, it was his job to get her some food, it would follow that he should also bring her a fork. He fucked up a pretty basic task. Sure she could have told him it’s fine. Is that what Trump would have done? Let me know when she tells people she’s going to grab them by the pussy, then I will be outrages.

Ce chien est confus...

whatever happened was clearly your fault and not the innocent little kitties fault :)

An excuse to post cat pictures? My sister insists that my cat always looks like she’s plotting something. Mostly I think it is just her face markings.

My cat’s face is fucked up, but that’s because of an allergy we have trouble controlling, poor guy.

Rich ppl are so dumb. Tax these idiots more. 

Balto tells everyone his owner is a criminal nutjob.

So this guy fakes his assault, and your response is to lecture progressives on being more skeptical of victims alleging crimes? You've got to be fucking kidding me. Weinstein, Cosby, Spacey, Nassar, no fakers found there. I think you need to get off your high horse and understand that the exception does not make the

Full Moons are overrated. I’m more partial to a good crescent moon. It’s like space is smiling at you, a la the Cheshire Cat. It makes me happy whenever I see it.

She’s probably on somebody’s lawn as we speak.

Jezebel: God damn these mofos snitching on Malia!

Yeah I’m not gonna defend shitty parenting, but yelling at your kid that you’ll “straighten her ass out” and what Trump is doing and has done is.......................not the saaaammmmeeeeee. 

Funny how there were many, many victims of economic insecurity that didn’t succumb to racism. They were called people of color. They didn’t have the luxury of letting “the lizard brain” take over.

No, you’re totally mixed up. Two men took selfies in a bathroom stall and then Miranda tossed a woman’s salad to show respect and keep herself safe in Gen Pop.

Um....no. This is by far the most annoying trend in present day society....that is a perfectly fine sentiment to have regarding your own life, your own health and well being. But the more technologically advanced we become, the more information we have freely available at the click of a button, the more painfully

Those poor squirrels are just trying to live and eat, and you put priority to a fucking vanity garden?

I think that just means he’s good at shoveling horse shit.

Tiger: Your honor, I am not to blame here. The zookeeper told me to eat the pussy.

Her publicist didn’t really have to do much. Lawdy! That sweet, jilted, broken-hearted, just looking for a happily ever after, Jen narrative lasted decades. Even though she was single for only a few months out of all those decades.