Shkreli looks like Smeagol. Throw in a raw fish and see what he does.

On the other hand fuck this racist piece of shit. And fuck you too.

Boy, I thought I was a cynical bastard.

People used to mock President Calvin Coolidge because he never said anything.

I love the Hemsworths.

The last thing Jaime Lannister saw before hitting the water?

Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

It’s science, really. His brain, conditioned by millions of years of evolution, reacted to the site of vulnerable prey, note that he skips the alpha male, and homed in on her.

TONI COLLETTE IS A TREASURE! EDUCATE YOURSELF.

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

I didn’t know who Alexis Ohanian was until I hovered over the link.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

“Start using condoms and dental dams with oral or just wait it out and figure the planet is going to overheat and we’ll all be dead soon, anyway?” More like: start using condoms but not dental dams with oral or just wait it out and figure the planet is going to overheat and we’ll all be dead soon, anyway?

Not this bullshit again. Takes two to cheat on a wife. One of the two’s a husband, who never seems to get any of the blame/vitriol.

Seems like George C hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight yet. Quite the DadBod he’s rockin’

Hmmm. Read the headline, thought it was gonna be a story about Chump speaking to the Boy Scouts.

“Fake news. Fake news! I never stole JujyMonkey’s ball. In fact I have never stolen anyone’s ball. Anyone.. Everyone says ‘ Donald Trump - that man is not a ball thief. Donald Trump doesn’t have any balls at all.’ “

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”