In the birth canal. It is by no stretch of the imagination sterile.

Most animals have a much stronger immune system than humans do, because they haven’t evolved to eat cooked food.

I’m surprised nobody has made an effort to expand the practice of eating your discarded, recently removed organs. Why not eat your appendix post-appendectomy? Or gall-bladder post cholecystectomy? Or your penis after sexually assaulting Lorena Bobbitt???

My dog can eat rotting meat, bird shit, horse shit, etc. without getting sick. That doesn’t mean I’d suggest a human try it.

I expect a huge scandal involving interns and belly-rubs.

We execute people for:

I bet they mostly ask her if her children can read.

i’m suddenly way more down with motörhead’s suggestion to eat the rich now that i know there’s eggs in many of them.

I met Stephen King in high school and told him his works scared me much more than most, since they were usually set within an hour’s drive of where I lived at the time. He just smiled and said “good,” then signed my copy of It.

each citing supernatural incidents

That cartoonist is like Kelly from The Onion come to life. Thanks for labeling the bald eagle wrench “USA” - I never would have been able to decode that one!

The first 15 minutes were quite lovely.

Is that a trick question?

No, he seems to have the original two.

Also, in the photo above with Michelle Obama, Karl Urban, who may very well be Sexier Than Any of the Chrises, looks like he is sitting in the catbird seat!

It’s a not-unknown, and not-stupid strategy. Build a rep and a bank account doing work that one wouldn’t necessarily choose, but does make one a better lawyer. Once money is sufficiently stashed and reputation is established, go do passion projects that don’t necessarily pay as well.

Um excuse me, third most anticipated twins of 2017. I am personally expecting a boy and a a girl in October.

It is the way of our people.

Just tell them that the white got gold plated on Jan 20th.

“The word is....Covfefe.”