Unfortunately the Smith’s time loop only makes them more insufferable at each turn while Lopez's makes her hotter

You know J.Lo would have wanted her character instead of declining, to become more fabulous over the course of the film until she spontaneously combusted due to fabulosity. 

Not to mention that Kim is apparently fine with exposing her infant niece to potential flu germs. Why not send the kid somewhere she wouldn't be a biological weapon? 

Seals snorting eels: the bizarre drug craze baffling seal authorities

No doubt he was but he also knew the optics of resorting to childish jibes and retorts. Hence his silence when goaded by Trump. I wish he taught his kid the same

He seemed to be able to take one on the chin though. Meghan still hasn’t grown out of the “stick your fingers in your ears and shout-LA LA LA- I cant hear you” stage

Poor, sweet Iggy. Probably says "I fall a lot. I'm just so clumsy" all the time. 

Was the celebrity worship that bad ~50 years ago that no one questioned this? Because I’ve heard stories from my grandmother that no rando was getting away with this. In her case the child in question was part of the minority community but the process was still like pulling teeth

Begging the question about what kind of chemical aids Melania uses to get through life with the tangerine menace

Unless they want to come into your country. Incidentally both these parakeets and the refugees are in this situation because of the hubris of people like you

Given that Jenny’s father was a typical farmer/republican voter and was abusing his daughter how is that an endorsement of conservative values? Not to mention that Mrs Gump had to sell her body to get her son an education because government bureaucracy didn't want to fund special education classes? 

I can see you’ve got your blood lust on but a little kindness isn’t a bad thing. That ‘ concern for children’ shtick comes into play when refugees with potential diseases are mentioned as well. People like you privately believe that refugees should be allowed to die rather than letting their children be exposed to…

Oh come now. The socialized healthcare and the top 40 ranking of global quality of life have to count a bit. 

Goat’s seem to manage the same feat with spherical pellets.

What could be the possible evolutionary advantage of having a cuboid intestine? They can’t shit bricks just for the heck of it

Dwarf tossing

If a woman needs to defend so fiercely the ‘one thing they can call their own—their body,’ then they shouldn’t be so careless with it as to have sex when they are not ready to be pregnant,”

On a wing and a prayer would you say? A Cygn(us) of the way things are now?

I think it was expectation vs reality. Everyone has heard of placentas but few noobs know how gnarly it looks