Tell me that thing isn't pumpkin spice flavored

Republican men really dont know how to touch women appropriately do they?

But they absolve the church for it’s role? 

I’ve always found Romanias history fascinating. Did Ceausescus anti abortion/forced birth fiasco endorsed by the church create lingering Ill feeling among the people? 

That seat looks uncomfortable and structurally unstable. My balls ache just looking at it and I dont even have balls. 

Did Reynolds say something assholish? I usually fail to pick up nuance. 

Come on. EJ Johnson is infinitely more interesting than Eugenie York and whoever she's marrying 

I think it would probably work better if it was set in the early 20th Century. The whole teenager waiting to get married so her life can begin would be better suited to that era. It would also remove the discrepancy of a bunch of obviously adult kids still in their parents home. The Cullens could have just been an…

Just dropping down to appreciate your appreciation of Ginger Snaps. The movie which showed weird teen girls as weird teen girls and not temporarily unattractive beauties 

Except for the ones left on their owners doorseps

Which makes even less sense. 400 hits in three years means that there were cats getting squashed at the rate of two or more per week. I dont know how lax the pet owners of Croydon are but that seems excessive

Aren’t foxes just a little bigger than cats? I find it difficult to believe they could kill 400 cats without a few foxes being found ripped to ribbons around the same area

What is the meaning of Yeti pubes please? 

I think Martha took a bigger hit in the U.S. after the Batman vs Superman debacle

I wish parents looking for unique names for their sprog would consider these

Pfft hipsters. Let me know when Martha, Dolores and Ethel come into fashion. 

Chill dude. The light hearted tone was about the absurdity of publishing a confession before committing the crime. Also there was plenty of outrage here about abusers like Avital Ronnel and Asia Argento

Hmm. I would have nominated Kris for press secretary but the rest is about right

Given the current level of nepotism in the White House it stands to reason that the Kardashian Jenners would get official roles. Feel free to speculate who does what

This may sound extremely shallow given the subject but what is up with that picture? Why are her face, neck, cleavage and boobs all different colors?