I’m sorry. I’m not really marking my meaning clear. It’s just that a phone call seems so formal in this situation. Any other wife would have replied to his tweets with “honey, stop being an ass”

Not really. Kim lives on social media. How likely is it she did not know her husband was having a twitter meltdown and respond until hours if not days after the fact.

“my wife called me”

I think it would probably be fine if she does come out. I doubt George would be given the same leeway poor kid.

I can see Charlotte becoming the Harry of her generation. Live on the wild side little girl. But stay away from Nazi symbolism.

It’s a parody account combining Kim’s inanity with existential angst

Wait I’m confused. If she’s not shilling the product why would using Palin as a code get you a 15% discount. Does Diarrhea tea offer the same to every customer of theirs?

Where’s the option for Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew?

You’re right. Hit them in the wallet so it hurts

Given that he admitted in court that his show and his persona were fictional constructs I dont know what such a statement would achieve. His fans would excuse it as him being forced into a false statement by deep state / leftist media or whoever. He would become a righteous martyr

I guess getting chomped by a coyote or racoon could be considered natural causes

Calm down. I’d like to see a study where the duckies are soaked in a diluted bleach solution and then left to dry completely before re-use. Or you know COMMON SENSE

I hate to say this but after the Kardashians did it it’s fashionable for rich white women to procreate with hot black guys

I never said the sign would meet a humane response. Given that even the cleric performing the nikah is there on the parents behalf it’s more likely he would ignore the bride’s distress. But there are plenty of clerics in many Muslim countries who encourage couples in love to come to them when their families refuse to…

To be fair Islam expressly forbids dowry and bride price. The bride has to give her consent thrice presumably to give her time to make some sign that coercion is taking place. But religion has been used to justify shitty practices like arranged marriages and child marriage so I’ll concede you the point

Right? I hate the way it’s being portrayed as some moral failing on Lea Michelles part. Many people struggle with literacy. Kudos on marking it the butt of a joke

She was interning on the set of a sci fi show starring Halle Berry not working directly with Weinstein. Her parents probably thought it would be an interesting and educational experience

Dont insult Beavis and Butthead. As far as I can tell neither one labelled their head ‘bacon’

I’m still mad about Knives. I went in not knowing the source material and genuinely believed that Pilgrim would finally say “ you know what? it’s been fun n all but imma go with the girl whos been holding the torch for me and not with the one who goes through flavors of weirdo like a bag of skittles”

Im a fan of your work Bobby Finger but Stephen Hawking deserves better than to be mentioned in the same post as Katy ‘bullfrog’ Perry