madabouttheboy
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madabouttheboy

Lots of women get assaulted in a burqa. Guess how I know that.

I dont know. I guess there has to be a line between sipping a glass of wine and a keg party but whether religious scholars can mark the difference I dont really know

I think the key point here being drunkenness.

The pork thing was because of trichinosis risks because there was no way to prevent it at the time. The alcohol because Arabs of the time were known to get drunk and brawl creating feuds lasting generations.

All those other accounts dont belong to the First Lady. I dont even blame Melania, just how much trouble is it for some intern to read through her stuff and make minor corrections? For people focused so minutely on the optics of their appearance it just shows incompetence

In his case it’s the dementia talking

Trump is a wild card but I wonder if Melania would be more willing to let someone proofread her output. Given that English isn’t her native language.

The fact that FLOTUS’s official Twitter account has basic grammar mistakes which no one has bothered to correct is somehow the maggot infested cherry on this cruddy sundae

“and if you go in on Bette Midler, you’re probably gonna hear from me.”

It’s on the right near the end of the line of parked cars. Exactly where the shadows end.

I don’t really understand your crying gif but same. Although probably for different reasons. Alicia Vikander has long been one of my girl crushes and Fassbender is an abusive douche. Ugh. Why Alicia?

Aw he’s cute. Melania should be thankful everyday that Barron inherited her chin

Yeast infections

I have a multicultural family but no one has ever asserted that throwing shoes is a compliment. And these are people who spit on you or place dark marks on your skin to avert “the evil eye”

Boil the tea leaves until you get a dark brown color. Add cardammom pods, cloves and other spices of choice. Add full cream milk until the brew has a pinkish hue. Bring to a rolling boil. Remove from heat and pour between two steel vessels with the skill of a juggler. Strain and drink from a dented steel tumbler.

WTF? bees don’t have enough to deal with already what with parasites and population decline now they have to die so that goop-for-brains can feel good about her cesarean scars?

How do you pay for being taller pray tell?

Great for when the baby is a balding 43 year old

I think you need dad bod for them go qualify as dad shorts