I understand how they got the idea of blood and phlegm but what in the world is black bile and yellow bile?

I’ve worked in medicine for years and this is the first I’m hearing about this. Citations or links si’l vous plait?

Who are you including in ‘we’? Lots of parents belittle their children’s looks. It’s not as simple as calling them ugly or just being an abusive parent. The digs are usually more subtle.

I know this is Lohan but is it in really bad taste to dress like an iconic star who met a tragic fate as a form of tribute? I mean what if a less reviled actor took a picture dressed like James Dean? Do the same rules apply?

Do not, whatever you do, Google babies born in the caul. If you think this is bad...

Well there’s this guy. He’s been photographed more than 700 times. Does that count?

Hate watchers count. I’m guessing there will be enough of those to make this the most watched episode of SNL this season. Perhaps several seasons, it’s not like viewership has been great lately.

Yes! This was my entire thought process on reading this. He’s basically a cartoon black man who gave up his evil black ways when he found (white) Jesus and (white)Republican party.

Why the ill fitting wig? Is that supposed to mean something? Its distracting watching that thing flop around the childs eyes.

Sorry you got attacked like that. The “profound relationship” between horse and rider is just an animal reacting the way it would if attacked and the jockey trying not to let it get too hysterical. The rest is just romantic hogwash.

That was a pretty decent bhangra. Count this Indian impressed.

Seriously? This dude felt so offended at being asked to clean his own home that he ran blubbering to a newspaper? Was he expecting outraged readers to respond by taking his wife to task?

Just how much power does the Speaker have to effect PP funding, Obama care etc. This sounds like hubris to me.

So straight men’s mothers didn’t have female hormones?

I don’t see why? Can this (or any) judge mandate single inmate cells? Isolated shower stalls? 24 hour surveillance? It’s almost impossible to control what inmates do to each other in crowded conditions.

Not a lesbian but definitely would.

Far be it from me to crush your dreams. If you happen to be a slim blonde under 30 you would even be the prize catch.

Calling them girls emphasises their youth/innocence/purity maybe? Kinda infantilising.

I’ve read reports about the trafficking of north Korean women who escaped to China. So it’s just a question of whose the most vulnerable group.

Maybe I’m a godforsaken pessimist or I just have too much experience of patriarchal cultures. I’m still waiting for inevitable backlash against Chinese women in the form of sexual violence. Which the government will blame them for, for not accommodating the frustrated males and not getting married as soon as possible.