Seems like his not leaving the house has more to do with his agrophobia.

Praise be

it’s a troll. It’s a weird hillary fanatic troll.

You’re always so lovely to be around.

Google Translate is your friend.

Don’t worry. He’ll run the state into the ground like all of the other Teabagger run states and the electorate will learn their lesson and never again vote for... Sorry, I can’t continue to lie like this. No lessons will be learned. Kentucky is doomed for generations.

He’s going to fuck the people of KY hard because they have demanded that he do so.

That poor young woman should MOVE THE FUCK AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK. I wonder if she can conceive of a world outside of this small town fuckery where not everyone is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE? Because, if she is ever reading this: IT GETS BETTER, IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER FROM HERE!

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

The thirst is real.

I agree. Bad trolls just go for the easy boilerplate racist/misogyny stuff. The BEST trolls are just plausible enough that you read the post and initially think that it could be a real person. I know I did.

In my dreams she will get imprisoned, teach all the other prisoners to dance, and put on a performance the likes of which this world has never seen.

Huh?

I just added Infinity Guitars to my GymJamz playlist last week and was chiding myself on picking such an old song. Turns out, I was actually in front on this controversy curve. Feelin cool again.

It would be one thing to sample the portion for a small section of your song. But shit the sampled portion is like the whole song for both the original song, and her version.

I’d like to pretend that this is the worst injustice I’ve heard about in regards to a teacher, but I have personally witnessed SO much worse.
Its too often a thankless profession, and it chews people up and spits them out. I only lasted 2.5 years before I finally cracked. Now I’m in adult education, working half as…

I can’t remember the last credit card I got that wasn’t a platinum card.

When I found out those weren’t included in the rental price, I announced we would not be having them. We’d be making do with the plain white wooden chairs. The venue lady was shocked. Apparently nobody had refused the chair condoms before.

Nah.

If you take on debt for a wedding, you’re an idiot.