It’s like any terrorist groups, man. All it takes is one copycat with a gun / bombs

WHAT. EVER.

#CheckYourGoodFamilyPrevilige

You can go out and hit on other “holiday orphans”. I did that for YEARS.

Does this fall under “survival of the fittest”?

I’m gonna guess they were fairly young… At my age it’s all about money no hard feelings, get over it

So not on GTA V server right

I guess all you can do is laugh at their face and slam the door while you sip on a beer…..

Firstly, kids AREN’T “beautiful”. They are cute.

God. I don’t have anyone who posts shit about babies and spouses (and trust me, I absolutely have married friends with babies) - not sure if this is normal but you need some new friends….. They sound basic as fuck

Yes. And no, it’s not “just a people thing”. Not everyone gets together to talk about trivial shit.

GUH. You have friends who talk about freaking SPRINKLERS? I don’t understand why people need to vent about every little bullshit?!

Guh. You and me both. Looking forward to a bong hit and a beer after work. I also understand how stressful my wife’s job is and why the fuck would I try to create extra stress on her by being all weird and shit? (I mean, I’m not like that to begin with anyway)

Yeah that’s some weird shit. I am jealous of people who have time and energy to be jealous

That’s some weird shit, man. Red flag.

True. We also don’t have creepy single friends though. Well. I guess I have a few, but even I don’t like hang out with them.

because this dude is gay, man

To be honest I only have like 4 single friends left, divorced ones are at least chill about it - it’s the “left over” ones who are constantly conflicted about fucking everyone vs wanting to get married

…you don’t know this chick…. Do YOU enjoy talking about Tinder at ALL times? How would you feel if she’s showing you like 30 profiles / pictures / whatever it is to you like ALL night, when you’re trying to hang out with all of your friends, but now you are cornered at a bar, unable to even make a comment, because…

Married guy here. I don’t think we can even handle single people anymore…. Like I don’t give a fuck about drama…. In my head I’m like “Look if you like him just ask him out or if you don’t then just don’t, and fuck if you want, Jesus I don’t give a fuck” But in reality I have to sit there for sometimes HOURS listen to…