Martha has been in prison, so her cred is fairly strong no??

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Please famous person tell us how you prepared to play pretend for money. Oh you memorized your lines and you act? Fascinating.

When I saw the picture I yelled “ohhhh yeaaaaahhhhh” Kool-Aid man style.

Is that a pledge pin? On his UNIFORM!

Cowboys stadium already has pole dancers. Jerra might be on to something.

Who are these people and what the fuck do either of them do?

I deleted the Twitter app from my phone because all the news stories about Trump and the subsequent comments were pissing me off daily. Trumpers only response for Trump’s actions are “you’re mad about losing the election” or it’s some meme (Trumpers love memes for some reason). Impossible to argue or debate them,…

Isn’t Trump proving the president is a completely useless position. The guy speaks like an idiot in short generic phrases with no substance. Everything is “bad” or “terrific.” All timelines are “soon” or “two weeks.” He obviously has no knowledge of basic policy or how world diplomacy works. The most significant…

That’s an excellent point I didn’t even consider. The flight crew didn’t fuck up the seating, but I’m not sure how they allowed the aircraft to take off without everyone having a seat.

I would like to comfort Grace personally regarding this injustice.

How many “breakfast clubs” are there across the nation on shitty morning radio? Completely unlistenable.

Why doesn’t everyone use numbers like NYC? So much easier to navigate when you’re in a giant grid.

So you can’t take off unless the tray tables are put up and the seats are upright, but you can have a 3 year old standing on your lap and it’s all good?

An assault at something called Frisco Freedom Fest? What a surprise.

Is it illegal to put cameras in your own home even if they are hidden?

Do you have any stats that black people are the largest soda consumers relative to their percentage of the population? Not saying you’re wrong but if you’re making claims like that it helps to have some sort of data to fall back on.

I wonder if the people from the Fox Digital story posted the other day have started 4th of July already.

You’d think 60 million in taxes would make other politicians stand up and demand their state do the same.

That one guy who wanted to shoot them sounds like a real piece of shit. I wonder who his guns are aimed at?