Are girls/women as cruel as boys/men to those who suck?

This must be why there are Top Golf ranges showing up all over. Stay pretty much inside, drink, and golf. Perfect.

You people have brought us EDM and the Kardashians. This is why your children will all be small headed Zika people.

Fuck you millennials. Love Gen X. We’ll always have better music.

I used to like Jim, mostly because he was a UH guy, but now he’s just so full of shit. I can’t stand that soft whisper voice he puts on during the Masters like it’s some sort of religious experience. It’s fucking golf.

No fucking phones, no one texting and Facebooking. Just good under age drinking. Concerts used to be a lot of fun.

Kid has nothing on my duffed driver toss off #1 tee.

If Prince would have done the soundtrack maybe I’d be in.

Don’t mess with this real life Zohan. If he’s not the next bachelor then ABC doesn’t know what they’re doing.

Before The Force Awakens there was some half ass Entertainment Tonight sort of thing with Maria Menounos as the hostess. I guess this is standard now for Cinemark theaters. It was a piece of shit but she’s very watchable as long as she doesn’t laugh. This was then followed by the trailers. It seems like hours before…

I still can’t believe anyone at ESPN thought a network specific to one school would be a draw.

But you know he’s not really sorry and he probably really wants Serena on her knees for something else.

I’m surprised he didn’t include being bald as well. Larry is bald and Jewish but seems to survive.

He’s the Guy Fieri of insiders. His answers the question by talking about himself which means you know he’s a first class asshole. He’s Jewish, so that means what to this conversation? What the fuck?

Let's hope this decreases the number of annoying commercials this NFL season.

So will this dipshit say

This whole thing is stupid. You can’t and shouldn’t bring your kid to work on a regular basis. Time to time is fine and if he wants to shag balls then I would think that’s ok as that’s an on field activity. Who wants their young son witnessing how a bunch of pro athletes act behind closed doors?

Thanks, and have you ever written about smoking a brisket? I need instructions for dummies like me. I’ve gotten huge points with the wife for your Reuben instructions btw. Thank you!

Why is Deadcast just Drew and Marchman? I like it and find it entertaining, but would love to hear some of the others.

Sadly the only college players I know a lot about are the Simmons kid from LSU (because he and his team sucked) and the shit head tripper from Duke. I don’t know why I can’t get into college basketball anymore. Maybe it’s because UH hasn’t won an NCAA game in forever.