“Forced perspective.” Heh.

I’m trying to convince myself that Lex Luthor’s initials are there to justify all this.

He distinctly said “to blave”.

The amazing part here is are the 5 stars. Maybe they’re tongue in cheek rewards for trolling because based on the amount of replies, well played. Though, if you’re serious, then holy shit, you dumb, foo.

Beat me to it.

I hate to say it, but Pacquiao is no longer a congressman but a nationally elected senator. And yet, even more inept, clueless and a rubber stamp vote to a blood thirsty president.

This article is about free agent point guards, the one position the Celtics don’t need.

I’m just waiting for Bol Bol to be drafted.

Maybe it’s fair to say that not being a Nets event, the crowd was a mix of hoops, NBA (and particularly Knicks fans) is most likely the reason for being booed.

Jesus, Deadspin. Where’s the NSFW tag?

Better.

Wait. 1986? It took that long??

Take a hint. Everyone thinks you’re wrong (except for that one guy who gave you a star.)

You think so? That’s a take I’ve never heard before. All due respect, but that’s a casual slouchy pic of the two. Bird and Magic were definitely the same size (and weight 220lbs) and were clearly bigs in the 80's when I regularly watched them. The guy was not small in a decade with a lot of giant players.

Ahem, 6'9 point guard. He’d be amazing in today’s game, plus he’d definitely adapt to the 3 point shooting game.

Shit, I’d love to have a Rodman playing 40 minutes in my team today. He was a monster.

Czar Follicle McPussygrab

Too soon!

See you on the other side, mortals.