lets see- movie/music moguls-check.... congresscritters-check.... NFL owners- coming to a theatre near you.... Whose next? My money’s on stock brokers/currency traders-they have to be next don’t they?

My 04 cavalier of course.... $1800. Good tires, 36mpg, AC does not work....

What the hell is wrong with YOU Drew- posting this well after I had read that miscreant’s “column”? God- you could have saved me all the stand up ranting I did here -and I am OLD and should not be getting this pissed off from reading Benoits clickbait.... anyway- King et al are probably in love with all the…

and that too filed under “low hanging fruit”....

yes- I‘ve had that happen on older trucks- either end begins to lose their hard edges where they fit into the sockets. Do I remember a quick fix of nipping the male end slightly ?

wait a minute! there’s, like, limits and shit? What dreams will be destroyed next? Fusion power? Cheap, non toxic batteries? Interstellar space travel? ...

Let’s see- over the past week I have: unloaded and stacked a cord of firewood. Crawled under my pick up to do an oil change. Topped off the battery bank for the house’s solar system. Had a dinner party-cooked for 8 people-kept the fire pit in fuel- gave big arriving and farewell hugs to all. Used the phone’s light to…

and there is a certain masseuse in a Colorado resort who told me 15 years ago that he was beyond “inappropriate” with her. She refused to be alone with him after that....

another take: https://wonkette.com/626391/leave-angela-lansbury-alone

an unfortunate collateral effect: state and federal campgrounds continue to cater to these Mclandyachts- fees are escalating so that we are pricing out [imho] the younger less affluent folk - rare to see a tent in any of those campgrounds. So it becomes even more of a long shot that we will see future generations…

Thanks Raphael for concretizing my own ongoing dissonance w/ autonomous vehicles. I thought my own rural lifestyle might have been the genesis of my reaction [I mean I live in the Rockies- I’m gonna turn over my twisties to a computer? ] It seems a bit of a nonsensical resource allocation to keep kicking the…

Just in case: not sure if they share the same platform but my 05 Cavalier [its a long tale involving ,of course, ex GFs , JB weld on major components, daily drives of 5 miles of dirt yada yada] but my 05 Cavalier developed an unworldly vibration - did the new tires , shop time etc which mitigated but did not eliminate…

yep^^ that was my first reaction as well- are we really sure those squinty Clint Eastwood eyes are the ‘must haves’ every freakin auto designer believes them to be?

Ugh- I’d kinda laid a lot of that to rest in the fuzzy grained 50+ year old memory dens. In no particular order:

better order your hazmat suits kids.... you are now part of the CDC’s Jeff George quarantined zone.... per the USDA it will take 7 years of fallow fields to purge the toxins.....

you mean other than “that” GF?

Absolutely hilarious.... I’d laugh if it wasn’t for that pesky nuclear launch code thingy... or the doom-us-with-climate-change thingy...or murderous hate for all non-WASP males thingy... or...nevermind....

i suspected BS when I first read of this “poll”, no demographic breakout, no slightly incisive other options: [too many ads, not enough action, head trauma implications, over exposure of the product, cable cutting etc] I’ve watched way too much football over the last 55 years- I’m not gonna be all that sad if it…

“pfft - see? Science. Warnings. Overrated. “

Gotta admit - I was thinkin’ the “tweet length” briefings COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE!!..... Absurdity Trumps Irony as that report passes for normality - [meanwhile NASA releases statement denying child slave colonies on Mars] I got nuthin....