Kevin Hart: “There are some women who have given other women a bad name.”

All Women: “FUCK YOU!”

put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

I wish I was a neighbor invited for dinner at “Joaq and Rooney’s.” He would demonstrate karate moves and show me his meditation corner, then Rooney would serve a meal based on Triscuits, which she just discovered (“Have you heard of them?”).

This is exactly why being considered hot should be left to people who grew up attractive. They are just better equipped to deal with it.

Outrage fatigue at 10/10.

I see your whitesnake and raise you a golden doodle

Good grief.

^ See, he’s not racist.

I mean this is every conversation you have with someone in which you point out “hey, that was a racist thing to say” and somehow it turns into “YOU’RE THE REAL RACIST BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN SEE RACE”.

How many countries in Africa speak English as an official language?

Don’t come for frozen yogurt!

/s.

Ivanka Trump always talks like she’s doesn’t want to be rude, but she’s really pissed that you’re going to wake the baby.

Maybe we can just send Trump to obedience school?

do you have enough for the rest of the class...

Police: “Freeze!”

How drunk is Junior’s legal team rn

Frailty, thy name is nationalism. Gavin, thy name is poser.

Way OT, but did anybody see this guy from ABC (Aussie Broadcast Co) absolutely demolish Trump at the G20?