God, how bad was his performance of his shitty song?! STOP. WOBBLING.

What I understand even less than his inability to ask Siri even if there had been any openly gay people who had won Oscars is the fact that his song won. It's an objectively bad song. How, when, whyyyyyy?

It was truly magnificent. But it makes me wonder what kind of elaborate revenge Elton John will take....

Dustin Lance Black’s tweet is a Leap Day gift to us all.

Oh, man. I was in the bathroom and heard the Sam Smith performance start; I couldn’t stop laughing. All I heard was an odd screechy note or two, and my friend in the other room was cracking up. Then both my dogs started barking furiously... even dogs hate Sam Smith!!!

I’m not watching, but Sam Smith’s singing grates on my last nerve & that Bond song sucks.

I fucking love you for that. I loved that chair. Man.

I still dream about that chair. I never drooled over any of the outfits, but damn, I wanted that chair.

Team That Brown Chair Aidan Gave Carrie, which was too good for that broad!!!

The Bad Astronomer just tweeted “...moments after being sworn in as President, Andy Kaufman rips off his Donald Trump mask.” Sure, why not?

I found a picture of him at a rally.

I find her genuinely disgusting and repulsive but I support your contrarianism.

You are an interesting.....child.

She has a history of violence.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Fellow mixed-race person, and it doesn’t make you racist. The Academy is bullshit.

You make a compelling (and incredibly detailed) point. **SHUDDER**

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