Perhaps we just attack her thinking - or lack of it - and leave her transgender identity alone? Gender shouldn’t define the whole person or something like that...

Did she just hatch from the egg?

I’m getting really tired about immature political poke-you-in-the-eye articles.

I honestly don’t care. The fact is that the word “Rushdie” is enough to get most religious nutcases to foam at the mouth. I’m not yet so bored that I’ll waste my time outlining the differences between two kinds of mental disease. To me all believers are certifiable.

Once again my inner Kitty Montgomery goes into automatic mode.

Yes, and One Beacon Court is merely spitting distance away. (How vivid!)

You know why I’m not bothered? Because most people will, when driving around with plain license plates, signal:

Oh no, the religious fanatics are very much interested in all kinds of physical pleasures, and spending money on such a book would be rationalized - if you can use that word - as “research.” Islamic State/Daesh certainly have no problems whatsoever combining rape of sex slaves and drug use with pious living.

I usually keep away from He Said, She Said tell all-books. Usually people embellish the faults of their partner and forget about their own, so I’ll give it a miss. A little cheap to kiss and tell unless it was an abusive relationship.

One Beacon Court? That’s so Auntie Mame. I’m in.

Just when I thought we couldn’t get any lower, I read this headline.

I get sick if I see that someone hit a cat and just tossed it to the curb. I call Animal Rescue to come and pick it up, even though it’s dead, because, goddammit, “That’s someone’s pet. It isn’t decent to have so little respect for a being that once lived.” How sick and fucking twisted do you then have to be to glance…

So Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey and the pimply lads of One Direction are more interesting than James Corden?

I love when this topic comes up. Just goes to show there is no difference at all between men and women. Women are just as shallow, panting and horny as guys when they see a pretty face.

No, you’re right. They also measure it on Woodcock-Johnson, Wechsler and Cattell to mention a few.

Well, Snake’s a soldier, and not the greatest intellectual, so I doubt he ever discovered that his partner is, in fact, a founding member of Dumb Dumb’s of America. For all I know he could be a member himself.

Weeping while Ali MacGraw’s eyebrows die? Well, life was tough then so yeah, probably. That could have happened.

Please tell me you wrote that as a joke...

Well, if Neanderthals were so marvelously gifted, why did they die out? Answer: they were dumb.

Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber have almost certainly fucked once.