I own Dignity, with three houses. Pay up, sucka!

If they're going to sue over marketing, they should complain about how I've never heard of Gold beyond one local theater's marquee and this article.

Says the guy who "may return to the Terminator franchise".

"But rather" is redundant; an error which is especially glaring in a medium with a character limit. Has the Times laid off their Twitter Copy Editor as well?

This is the darkest Times-line.

If you only have a passing knowledge of 1984… you may know that Big Brother would never actually "say" anything.

In somewhat related news, my cat does not appreciate it when I play Bathory's Under the Sign of the Black Mark. But the science isn't yet in on that phenomenon.

If you have a better way to depict a bunch of dogs dying than by killing a bunch of dogs, I'd like to hear it!

"Beth, bear-Mace that guy! And that guy!"

I'm holding out hope that Cars 3 will be the Grave of the Fireflies of Pixar, but I doubt it.

LePage is probably the most fucked-up governor currently serving in the United States, and that's saying a lot. I can't believe he hasn't been impeached yet.

I would totally watch a Chilling Tales of Sabrina show.

I saw that aired on mtv some years back, and they sped up the credits (gotta have more time for Proactiv ads), but still had the music playing so it was out of sync. Yet another reason why mtv sucks.

Gawd is an absentee landlawd!

"A Lincoln is as good as a Cadillac? Fugeddaboutit!"

With a garnish of "maybe they'll all go over there instead of here."

Shkreli already bought 'em.

Siri, is that rain?

He was a bloodthirsty foe, but his chicken is delectable.

It was in fact released as "Austin Powers 2" in the U.K.