He’s got a point- I don’t see how a car hitting him in the head could make things much worse, either.

I wish we could tone the Musk news down a bit on here. I guess, because he is the first to found a successful car company in, what, 80 years, he is a polarizing figure, and thus news.

Jezebel is leaking again. I don’t know who this Banks girl is, but it’s obvious she’s grasping at relevancy.

That’s was five minutes I’ll never get back

They have really odd accents in South Dakota

‘cept South Africa has lost to a racist civil war.

So much stupid in this opening

So, the official Jalopnik position of the week is that “spinning” in South Africa is an interesting cultural phenomenon in the automotive community and “side shows” in the US are a menace that any respectable gearhead finds worthy of scorn and derision? 

Amen. I guess NYC is a wide-open panacea of empty streets?

Dafuq is this?

“...quickly prompting the ire of many of the Bay Area’s more uptight citizens, who were all presumably pissed they’d be late to their Burning Man-recreation songversations or whatever it is anybody does in SF anymore.”

There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs.  They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.

wait... i keep reading and re-reading the story and i can’t seem to spot the part where the mustang drives into the crowd...

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

Umm, this is not journalism, it’s opinions of left wing hipsters who happen to like cars and generally don’t know how to punctuate or proof read.

If it was a throwaway line that would be great. Unfortunately, political/social/Elon Musk’s relationship status type comments permeate quite a few Jalopnik posts now days. It’s not that I feel strongly one way or another about the non-car issues presented, it’s just that they are interjected into car content when the…

Havent you heard?  Dissing capitalism is cool again.  

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