I want a 2-mile driveway

Those venturi tunnels/diffuser look straight out of a Group-C car

And here, friends, we see the attitude that brings us candidates like Trump.

My favorite seven year-old driver:

our boss Patrick thought this wouldn’t have been as funny before Ballaban’s review went up, but here’s a screenshot of this from after I finished it:

It wants to be the very best,

The front bumper on the first one is a bit ambitious. The bed stack puts it over into “why” territory.

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Flights to Daytona Beach should be cancelled indefinitely.

oh, the production car is lovely! and yes, a production jetta coupe would’ve been nice

I’m not sure it was needless here.

Cars are a multi trillion dollar industry with global reach and political importance. This is literally writing about auto news.

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

Hey, I walk past that car almost everyday!

I don’t see the hitch cutout in the screenshots though

That was my first thought, and I figured it was a slam dunk until I saw the other pics.

I’d prefer an Aztec to look at.

Thank god.

I sometimes worry that I’ll write these nerdy things, and literally zero people will care.

Now I know at least one will!

Every time I read a technical piece by you, I think “wow its scary how much we’re fascinated by the same things” then I remember you’re an engineer too, and that stuff like this is what makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside.