June! They turn right in June! They turn right twice per year!

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

Bet you're fun at parties.

That’s my gun!!! Seriously, I was the OPS/CSO on GTN when we installed the Block 1B mounts she currently has. I was really proud of the work my Sailors put in on getting it installed, calibrated, and getting rounds down range. It was probably the smoothest thing on that entire tour.

It’s not the Mudding Smart... but it is the Mudding Smart’s artic cousin!

Because that’s what rich Jalops do.

They literally can’t win, can they?

I said cars not carts

“You ask why not a BMW, Mercedes? We want a technology company that builds a car, not a car company that tries to build technology.”

It was literally the first thing I typed in the draft.

I bet Tesla has bidets in its restrooms. And that is fucking awesome.

Your son sounds dope.

Pretty sure that’s a lamb ...... o.

I don’t disagree

Labs, the Toyota Camry of dogs

I’ve always been partial to this replacement for cracked and peeling Subaru AWD window decals...

“No, the 2017 Toyota Prius Prime doesn’t turn into a gigantic, fuel-efficient leader of the Autobots, like I was kind of hoping from the name.”

Then, I don’t care.

FRONT 8/10

Let me take a stab at this...

Pft I could lose 110 pounds