Is an ‘office griddle’ like a Midwestern thing? This doesn’t seem normal. Do you guys also make casseroles at the office for lunch?

There is no next team, he’s done.

Can we please stop referring to a situation where two people don’t like each other as a feud?

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

Make the head football coach responsible for their losses, he’s more likely to get promoted from his assistant position to take his place. Make the boys bball team have a worse record than they would otherwise, his girls team will look better by comparison, and he might get named boys head coach.

See? Two discernible…

I like how Albert literally quotes an argument just like this from an actual commenter on another article and you refer to this as a “strawman argument.”

Fucking hell, man, the man’s brain being mush is an important fucking issue. It’s not “free ammo” for Trump. It’s incredibly germane to the question of whether he should be the nominee and/or the president. It’s a much bigger difference between him and the candidates with working brains than their healthcare proposals…

I recently lost a ton of weight (like 65 pounds). My secret was that every time I was about to eat something unhealthy, I would think about Jameis’s “eat a W” speech. Lost my appetite immediately. Dang near turned bulimic.

Diaz signed the deal with Temple. They had a presser and everything! And now he gets to demand complete loyalty and no more meetings after talking to him? Do you think if circumstances change for one of his recruits, Diaz is going to be as sympathetic?

Disingenuous in that everything he said is accurate, but didn’t add a caveat that only Miami fans care about.

It’s even worse. Someone made this design and someone else (multiple others?!) approved it. Sheesh. 

why are you guys like this

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Anyone else think it would be hilarious if it turns out they’re just straight-up lying about the Emperor being in the movie?

I would be amused if they brought them back to the show as the Lois and Clark of Kingdom Come (E-22)

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real!